Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Return of the lizards!

A nasty outbreak of lizardism has broken out on the Left.

Its effects are pernicious: everytime you look at someone in power, all you see is a lizard, an all-powerful slithery alien creature, whose sole aim is self-gratification at the expense of the human race.

The police are the agents of lizards, as are all politicians. Those politicians that start out not being lizards must join them to succeed. All bankers are lizards, as are all those that defend bankers.

Beware the lizards! Wear turquoise.

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